Reastaurant Blunders

- "Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." -- On the bottom of a pizza parlor’s take-out menu.

- "Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald’s in California.

- "Eat Here - Get Gas" -- A sign at a gas station.

- "Is this for here or to go?" -- Asked of a Dairy Queen customer at a drive-through window.

Waitress: "would you like your breadsticks with or without cheese?".
Customer: "What’s the difference?"

- "How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken meal?"

- "Does your ice cream contain dairy products?" -- A customer at the drive-through of a fast food restaurant.