Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The Pirate

The Pirate
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven?t seen
you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn?t have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I?m fine
now."

"Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I?m fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up
and one of them S*#t in my eye."

"You?re kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn?t lose an eye
just from some bird S*%t."

"It was my first day with the hook."

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