Q’s & A’s

Q. How do we know men invented maps?
A. Who else would make an inch into a mile?

Q. What do you call a monk who has had a sex-change
operation in order to become a nun?
A. A transsister.

Q. What´s a Redneck´s idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the truck door.

Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes

Q. How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she
was pregnant?
A. The kid stutters.